Get rich before you collapse n die!
That’s my attitude this morning.
The System is truly fucked and all a Capitalist can do is buy things that are rising in price, aka, speculation. So, how to do that and who speculates well?
One fact, never mentioned by our liberal media, is that you must be ugly to be a good trader. That’s my weakness, I’m just too good looking for this shit. I was trading Cryptos last year and I swear, if I wasn’t getting laid all the time, I’d be a millionaire by now.
If you look closely at photos of traders that make billions, you’ll note they are all fucking ugly.
What’s it like to walk around your entire life with a forehead that looks like a slug? I have no idea:
I realised this correlation when uncle Dave implied it. Uncle Dave is a mega rich Capitalist and he recently invited me to his growing neo-feudal patch in South East Asia, to war game the Reset.
He looked me in the eye one night, after a few beers, and said “Whatever happens after the Reset, there’ll be money, in some form or shape, there’ll be money and you need to have that money. You need to take money seriously Putrid.”
He could see I was unmoved, as an unemployed philosopher should be. So he opened his hands, “When you’re 50 you won’t ever get sex for free, not from some cute 22 year old.”
And I wondered, what would life be like without these amazingly optimistic beautiful girls…
He’s right. What a shit world that would be.
So let’s make more money 🙂
Since I’m a genetically handicapped trader I’ve set this blog page up just for trading tips and advice. I generally don’t listen to anyone under 50 though there are exceptions. I’ll be posting what I’m buying and at what price.
Here’s Putrid’s trading rules:
- Buy low
- Sell high
- Watch the macro trend
- Be mindful of potential downside losses
- Book profits into useful commodities
- Stay out of the Fiat, try to live by buying everything with Cryptos
That’s all I got. Have fun and only play with loose change. By all means, add your two cents: